This lightweight cotton tee carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek message for anyone who’d trade family drama for a quiet life with backyard hens. The soft, smooth fabric sits comfortably against the skin, while the classic crew neckline and clean fit make it easy to wear from weekend chores to low-key gatherings. The playful slogan reads like an inside joke among small-farm converts and chicken-curious friends — it sparks laughter, starts conversations, and feels like a badge of belonging for people who prefer clucking over chaos. Washes hold up well and the print method keeps the design vibrant, so it stays readable through seasons of egg collecting and backyard sunsets.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for smooth drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed using DTG/DTF methods for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
